I do not appreciate the scrolling pictures in the weekender outfits email you sent out.

A. It makes me feel like my weekend is inferior to this girl's. She is, after all, holding a Guggenheim brochure.
B. It makes me feel like winter is something that everyone else (including you, Tory) is taking part in except me.
C. It makes me believe that the key to having a perfect weekend lies in this coat. And I briefly consider moving accounts and funding around and selling plasma and selling my car and then leaving the bank an IOU and purchasing this perfectly buckled trench.
It hurts me. It really does.
-k


