ode to you

dear most unflattering dress in the universe,

our time together is over.

i've never been happier.


actually now you are in a messy ball on the floor of my closet and every time I walk in there I step all over you. And that makes me the happiest.

goodbye forever,
kelly

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  1. That was hilarious. I was a bridesmaid in a wedding TWICE in three months...my sister decided to shove my usually flattering body into a very VERY unflattering outfit that was lavender. I HATE the color lavender. Also, along with this dull granny color, I was forced to wear some gauzy noose, or in her words "pretty purple scarf". Then, at my cousins...taupe. Is that really a fancy word for brown??? Because it was brown to me. And it was HUGE. And itchy...I'm glad that chocolate fondue was all over it by the end of the night >:)

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