One time, I was pumping gas into my car.
And while I was just standing there, probably thinking about how many germs I was touching.
And wondering how long it takes to get high off of gas fumes,
A random man whistled at me.
The whistling wasn't the good part though.
The good part was that he was a totally normal looking man, and not a foreign yard-worker,
and that after he did it he threw his hand up over his mouth and looked mortified.
Then he looked back at me and said "I'm so sorry. I know that was terrible, but I couldn't help it, you look really nice".
And that my friends, was the greatest gas pump ever.