I don't like for people to know that I've never had a boyfriend. Why?
Well, because that's embarrassing.
And frankly, I really am tired of having to say it.
And lets not even get started on the subject of my virgin lips.
I have a serious aversion to discussing both said topics.
Because everyone says:
"That's so great for you! You should embrace it and be thankful!"
You know what these people have in common?
Boyfriends and kisses.