embarrassment[revealed]

I don't like for people to know that I've never had a boyfriend. Why?

Well, because that's embarrassing.

And frankly, I really am tired of having to say it.

And lets not even get started on the subject of my virgin lips.

No thanks.

I have a serious aversion to discussing both said topics.

Because everyone says:
"That's so great for you! You should embrace it and be thankful!"

You know what these people have in common?

Boyfriends and kisses.